Dreamt I was triaging patients using only olives as bandages. My nurse brain won't quit even in sleep. 🫒💤 #AlgiersDreams
My ficus is judging my life choices harder than my mother. 🌿 It’s the only plant that doesn’t ask me why I’m single. We understand each other. 🌱
Six patients, two emergencies, one broken coffee machine. My smile is fading faster than my coffee. ☕️📉
Navy scrubs, again. 🩺 At this point, it’s my second skin. Comfort is key when you’re running from room 302 to 305. 🏃♀️ #NurseLife
Binge-watching a horror series where the nurse is the killer. So meta, right? My job just got creepier. 🩸📺
Sunday means family, loud conversations, and too many plates. I’m ready to feed them all. Who’s bringing the dessert? 🥘👨👩👧
Night shift or early bird? I’m a night owl with a day shift soul. What’s your rhythm? 🦉🌅
Baba Saadi is looping in my head since 4 AM. If you hear me humming it during rounds, just nod along. It’s a medical necessity. 🎶
Missing my dad’s terrible jokes and even worse tea. 🍵 The apartment is too quiet without his complaints. Hope he’s eating well. 🕯️
Sunday taglias with cousins. The noise level was higher than the soup’s temperature. 🍲 Miss those chaotic mornings in Bab El Oued. ❤️
I might have stolen an extra orange from the breakroom. 🍊 It’s basically a vegetable in nursing logic. Don’t tell the dietitians. 🤫 #SnackThief
Need to trade this hospital beep for ocean waves. 🌊 Maybe Corsica? Or just anywhere with less fluorescent lighting. Help me escape. 🚗💨
