Tried to make mahshi. The rice expanded like it was pregnant. Now I’m eating dry bread and pretending I meant to. 🍞 #AlexandriaLife
I read the full patient chart before bed. Yes, it’s weird. No, I won’t stop. 😂📄
Oversized sweater, jeans, and shoes that have seen more miles than my car. Comfort is king. 👟🧶
Patient asked if my white coat came with a magic wand. I said, ‘No, just caffeine and existential dread.’ He laughed. I smiled. ☕🧙♀️
To the guy who liked my photo but didn’t say hi: my shift ends at 7. You have 15 minutes to find me at the corner café. Clock’s ticking. ⏱️☕
Finally binged that new thriller everyone’s screaming about. Spoiler: the nurse was the killer. Classic. 🩺🎬 #AlexandriaNights
Night shift survival kit: Arabic pop or heavy metal? Vote below. I need energy, not lullabies. 🎧🔥
Sneakers swapped for heels. Mask off, lipstick on. Alexandria, you better be ready. 💄👠
My monstera is thriving while I’m barely surviving. Priorities, clearly. 🌿
Three charts, two emergencies, one patient who thinks I’m a wizard. Send tea. Or a nap. Preferably both. 📋😴
Sunday reset: strong tea, horror movie, no alarms. The house is quiet, and so is my mind. Finally. 📺🍵
